If your story ends with "and everyone clapped" then no one, NO ONE, will believe you. So just don't do it. In fact, don't lie on the internet. It's pathetic. Super pathetic. No one believes you when you say your dog took a photo of you while you slept. No one believes you when you post about how you put a sassy retail worker in their place, or how you showed an arrogant stranger who's boss. Just stop. Do something else with your time, like exercise, or give to charity.