Scott Elwood was walking his dog when he stumbled across a rather bizarre scene. He was passing the Holy Trinity Parish Church in Shaw, Greater Manchester, when he noticed two people having sex on a grave in broad daylight. Angered by their brazen display of indecent behaviour Scott began filming and can even be heard shouting at the couple,
“On a f*cking grave? That's f*cking wrong that, mate!” and can be heard calling them “scruffy c*nts”. He later went on to pass the footage onto the police so they can search for the couple’s identity, given that the church is often frequented by children and the couple could be seen from easily accessible public pavements.
Shockingly, the man actually went out of his way to contact Scott, telling him to get a life and not be a “perv” and also to “have some fun in his life and take a risk now and again.” He also said he that he wasn’t “arsed” about being recorded.
Now the couple have been identified, although not named. They are aged 34 and 38, and police have revealed there is an ongoing enquiry into the matter. But in a twist that makes the whole situation even more shocking a woman has contacted the press and told them that the girl in the video is her daughter, and that she is cheating on the father of her son in the clip.
“It’s her own fault,” she said.
“He got very jealous when she had her son and got in touch with her. He’s just come on the scene again and spoiled her relationship with her boyfriend.”
Meanwhile the police have released the following statement on the matter:
“Shortly before 7.30pm on Tuesday 29 May 2018, police were called to reports of an indecent exposure at a graveyard on Church Road in Shaw.
“Enquiries into the full circumstances around this incident are ongoing.
“Anyone with information should contact police on 101 quoting incident number 1964 of 29/05/18.”
The supposed woman involved in the clip has refused all attempts by the media to contact her. We imagine that if her and her lover end up on the sex offender’s registry for indecent exposure they might rethink when and where they have sex in the future.