A fetish, originally, meant an object that someone fixated upon so much that it could be used to control them. Now fetish is a word that lost its original meaning and has now become exclusively about sex. But, many people misunderstand exactly what a fetish is. It’s about more than just liking the occasional toe in your mouth or having a bit of a kink. A fetish, a true fetish, dominates your sexual identity, and people with fetishes often struggle to just have normal sex.
But what are the weirdest fetishes out there? We all know some people like feet to the point where they consider crocs to be lingerie. And we all know some people like to be pooped on. Yeah, it’s gross, but we’ve all heard of Two Girls One Cup and it’s no longer news. We also know some people like midgets, or cosplay, or gimp suits, or being cucked.
In other words, we’ve all looked at porn and seen some weird sh*t.
But it gets weirder.
Somehow… it always gets weirder.
A fetish is only truly weird if it can end up on youtube. When your fetish is so strange that most people don’t even realise it’s sexual, that’s when you know it’s fringe. So say hello to the balloon fetishists. These people obsess over balloons and find them intensely sexual. They tend to come in two flavours. One group treat the balloons like people. They find the rubber sound and feel to be arousing, as well as the colour and the look of balloons themselves. They like looking after balloons and showing them affection. The other ones? They like to pop balloons. The rising tension and sudden release startles and arouses them. Funnily enough the two groups hate each other and each view the others as total weirdos.
Some people like to air pumps in their ass and blow their stomachs up like balloons. It’s… very dangerous because you can get embolisms, but that’s not really what we’re all shocked by, right? It’s the fact that some people put those little pumps in their ass and go “whoosh whoosh whoosh” until the air reaches their stomachs and inflates them like footballs. You can find clips of people with inflated bellies on youtube with comments like “Looks bigger than mine!!! Hot!” and “Can you make my belly that big please ?” and “I would love to kiss, rub your belly”.
Huh… I can’t say I understand this one, but a lot of people like roleplaying as babies. They like to go through the whole changing process, and that includes sh*tting themselves and then getting their partner (in crime) to wipe their bums, clean them up, do the wet-wipe thing, and then put a fresh new diaper on them. All the while someone coos at them like they’re a widdle baby. Recently Jess from the clip above made the headlines after she spoke about how she maintains a baby-persona for her “daddy” and that it’s about recreating the innocent childhood she lost after being abused (who saw that one coming eh?). Nothing I can possibly write will ever compare to the sh*tshow of watching one of her videos. So enjoy.
You’re probably familiar with the idea that some people like amputees. It gets a little stranger though. There are often people who call themselves disability devotees and they obsess over disabled people and their struggles. They like watching them overcome their struggles, and (I suspect) they like the idea that someone relies on them for support and help, and can easily be rendered helpless and at someone else’s mercy with the flick of a wrist. What makes disability devotees genuinely interesting is the relationship they have with disabled people, who seem to have a range of responses to the fetish community ranging from "sweet, I’m gonna get laid” to “I’d rather not be dismissed as a helpless sex toy just because I use a wheelchair”.
Some men love the idea of a giant woman coming along and… well just being giant. Maybe they have to climb her, or she picks them up and puts them in her cleavage, or puts them in her mouth, or they hang out in her nose. They like the helplessness, and the woman having the power. On youtube you can find videos of people dragging up old cartoons of giant women, clips and stock footage edited together so it likes like a little cartoon man is climbing some stock-photo giantess, or just clips shot in a way that makes a woman look huge. The best part though are the stories which almost *always* involve a magic potion.
This is relatively simple. Take one morbidly obese woman and get another skinny woman, and make the skinny woman force feed the fat one. Make sure the fat one is groaning and trying to turn away from the food but don’t let that chunky monkey get away. She needs her dinner, and the skinny girl will make sure she gets it. Out of all the ones I’ve researched this is the one that actually made me the most uncomfortable. There’s something about watching a morbidly obese woman stuff her face to the point where she’s retching that just made my stomach turn. Overfeeders like to see women gaining weight, they like to see their fat bloated bellies, and they like the thought of the chubby girls being compared to skinny girls and being submissive towards them, or humiliated by them.
And yet you’ll still find hundreds of these clips on youtube. I encourage you to explore on your own because, and I cannot emphasise this enough, all this crazy sh*t is on youtube free for all to see. It’s not *technically* porn so it can get away with it, but you know damn well someone is jerking off to this.