For those not in the know neckbeards are a particular type of man (and… sometimes woman). Neckbeards are the fedora wearing guys who think girls can’t be real gamers. They look down on everyone and not just because their double chins keep their head angled upwards, and they constantly complain about being friendzoned. If you have a fedora, take yourself way too seriously, feel entitled to sex, and wish all girls were like anime characters you’re probably a neckbeard.
For the rest of us who have the good grace to recognise that trying to project internalised adolescent fantasies onto the rest of the world is a douche-thing to do, we can at least take the time to enjoy laughing our asses off at neckbeard weirdness. The internet is full of them and being a digital zoo we love to collect this sort of stuff. Okay, yeah, it’s a cheap shot because the internet really is FULL of these guys but hey, it’s funny and it’ll probably make you feel a lot better about yourself.