Oh a lot of people will tell you that only humans are truly evil. That all animals are innocent and beautiful souls and only humans have war and “bleh bleh bleh” but the truth is animals can be huuuuuuge douches too. Okay, so they’ve never built nukes but the other day my dog ate my fries and it was a huge blow to our friendship. I feel like that should act as a nice reminder that despite cute cuddly pics that portray them as infinitely harmless, animals have a dark side. Prepare to visit that dark side. (It’s just animals being douches, don’t worry, nothing really bad).